Barf.

I will never be comfortable around puke. I will always gag when I hear, smell or see someone puking. This includes my children also.
Mother of the Year....
never gonna happen.

     So last night, Jane came upstairs. Sadly, Ryan and I were already restless because Addy would not even try to sleep 5 minutes earlier. He was downstairs looking for the Nook when Jane hopped in the bed. She started coughing. Ryan came back upstairs to get in bed. Jane rolled over to her back and barf flew out of her mouth. I jumped out of the bed like there was a fire. I ran downstairs to get Jane some clothes and towel. Jane kept puking in her hands. My bed, sheets, and kid were puke covered. I came back upstairs and the smell over whelmed me. I gagged and gagged and gagged. I cleaned her up and It was finally over. She went and laid down on the couch with me. (my side of the bed was soaked but clean because of my awesome husband) We feel asleep for about and hour and a half. It was now 3:15 am and Jane starts barfing all over the couch!!! (We have hardwood floors and she pukes on the fabric couch!!) All over her blankets, new pj's, and love bug stuffed animal. I yelled for Ryan because this time I could feel my stomach turning. I threw Jane in the tub and washed the puke out of her hair and off her body (still gagging). Ryan cleaned the puke off the couch. I took Jane out of the tub, dressed he in ANOTHER pair of pj's and at this point my side of the bed was dry, so we headed upstairs and Jane turned into a comedian. She said mom "I'm going to use my empty chocolate box and your Iphone case to puke in next time.." I handed her a bag as she grabbed a bigger box and said  "I can snuggle this before I puke in it!" (Seriously kid. You are a mess.) Its now 4 am.We went to bed, she laid next to my bed on the floor in our room. We watched cartoons until 5am when Ryan woke up and said turn the t.v. off now! Addy was fussy again and I was going on less than 3 hours of sleep. We all finally fell back asleep until 9:30 am and we are ALL a grumpy and sleepy mess. Ryan works today, I really hope he doesn't get sick.

Is it bed time yet?!

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